Friday, July 10, 2009

Follow Friday!


@Real_Ron_Artest

the latest member of the Lakeshow!!
ok so what if i started following him cause he's a Laker now but..
this guy is crazy.. like i thought he was crazy but his tweets tell it all!!

"I told Luke Walton I'd show him where to get a grill
if he tells me wtf a croc is & how the hell
you wear that ish on your feet."

"
don't be hatin on Mexican and callin it not a language.
Ronald-o Artest-o be fluent-o in that shit-o."

"
Ginobili's baldspot. that ish is growing faster than Shaq's waistline.
Guess there ain't a Mexican word for "rogaine""

"
I think Lamar is going to sign.
I already bought a candy machine
and set it up by his locker.
TIME TO GET PAID!"

"
I see Bosh has a record deal. http://tinyurl.com/lsd3wx
Can't wait for it to come out so everyone gets a chance to NOT buy it."


AND JUST FOR YOU SHAQ!!

"
Shaq is so old his bible don't have the New Testament in it."

"
Shaq is so old he played with the raptors...
in the Jurassic League. Dude was posting up
cavemen and guarding T-Rexs."

"Shaq is so old his 1st contract was
chiseled like the 10 Commandments.
Thou shalt rebound!
Thou shalt score!
Thou shalt get 1 million!"


SHAQ COMMANDMENTS:
Thou Shalt Let Younger, More Talented Player
Win U A Ring Then U Take The Credit.


Thou shalt make terrible movies
like the one where you were a gigantic Genie.

Thou shalt be crosseyed and speak in monotone.

Thou Shalt Not Make Free Throws.



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